Parody List Of Presidential First Acts Of Kanye West Draws Ire

West would “pledge to have Air Force One fitted with a hot tub, ice cream parlor and laser tag arena.” He’d also convert the White House kitchen into “a full-size fast-food eatery” that would come complete with a drive-thru window so he could “pick up snacks before hitting the road!” Following the food theme, White House banquets, especially ones thrown on behalf of “the most important leaders” would serve “Rappy meals” that contained a “bobble-BUTT” of Kim Kardashian and a “two-headed bobble doll of the bipolar commander in chief.” National parks would also be outfitted with “banks of candy bar vending machines” so park visitors could hand feed “ferocious, wild bears.”

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