Turns out Haddish quickly learns that some items are best reserved for the dinner table. An egg and olive oil hair treatment is a reasonable hack for faster hair growth, but things take a weird turn from there. Haddish moves on to a turmeric and milk mustache depilatory, warning users that keeping it on for too long will result in orange, Trump-like skin. And after smearing potent wasabi on her lips, she’s reduced to tears from the burning sensation. “But do I look like a Kardashian?” she asks.